Tuesday, June 29, 2010
There are two types of Haggis.
1, The Mountain Haggis found in the really high mountains of Scotland. The size of a big cat, usual colour is brown. It is very fierce and only the bravest of Highlanders will attempt to capture them. They have a long furry coat for the severest of winters and have two longer legs on one side for running round mountains.
2, The Lowland Haggis found around all lowland locations. They vary in size and have a smooth coat and have four legs all of the same size. They are very plentiful and usually habituate all the tourist locations. But beware they have a nasty bite Bite.